For Whom the GPS Tolls
BOXING IN HEARTLAND, Chapter 10:
IN WHICH WE PAY A PRICE FOR CONFUSION
IN WHICH WE PAY A PRICE FOR CONFUSION
Day 10: Madison, WI to Joliet, IL. After a lovely morning and early afternoon letterboxing our way down I-39/I-90 from southern Wisconsin into northern Illinois, we entered the Chicago area and the land of the Illinois Tollway. There I was driving down an interstate highway, a federally funded highway, minding my own business, when suddenly I see a sign indicating that a tollbooth is ahead.
Meanwhile, our faithful Garmin was berating me to "Keep left onto I-90," and I certainly didn't want to traumatize her into recalculating. Yes, I saw the signs for the toll plaza in the two right lanes. But since the GPS knew we were going to Joliet and the Tollway signs did not, I stayed to the left, thinking the toll plazas were part of an exit.
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Of course, as soon as we passed through, I realized I had been mistaken. The tollbooth was for the highway, not part of an exit. What now? Not a good idea to back up on an interstate highway, even to pay a stinking toll. Get off at the next exit and drive north of the tollbooth and return to pay the toll, maybe. Then wouldn't we need to pay it twice? Almost immediately we saw a sign that said we could pay unpaid tolls online. Oh, goody!
Pay again?? |
Another opportunity to pay! |
All these toll booths double the travel time. |
Do not mess with Illinois toll takers. |
Make no mistake, the Illinois Tollway is serious about collecting tolls and will not tolerate scofflaws who listen to their Garmins. In fact, later in the evening when we returned to our car in the local Target parking lot, we found a local police car waiting nearby and wondered if he had come to exact payment of our unpaid toll.
You looking for me, sir? |
DAILY STATS
- Started in: Madison, WI
- Ended in: Joliet, IL
- Miles driven: 203
- States: 2 (WI, IL)
- Letterboxes found: 8 + 1 hh
- Weather: Sunny, 44° to 66°
- Radio stations in the area carrying Atlanta game: 0
- I-90 toll plazas: 15 (in 70 miles)
- Errors we made on the next tollway: 1 (Whew!)
SUNDAY, 23 OCTOBER 2011