You Might Be in Southwest Texas if...
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At every turn, you see vast unspoiled landscapes of beautiful natural scenery. |
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The biggest local employer is the U.S. Border Patrol. |
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Target is something to shoot at, not a place to shop. |
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You're tempted to use a leaf blower to clean the dust off yourself at the end of the day to reduce the mud flow in the shower. |
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You have to drive 190 miles round trip to shop at a "real" grocery store. |
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The nearest Walmart is 200 miles away. |
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The speed limit is 80 miles per hour... in the school zone. |